Volume 1 summary
| Foreword | 5 |
| Annunciation | 7 |
| Who are you, You? | 12 |
| Putting the district under a microscope | 19 |
| My first dog of my own | 24 |
| Papers | 32 |
| D - 10 | 37 |
| D - 9 | 39 |
| D - 8 | 42 |
| Puppy show | 43 |
| " D " day | 52 |
| Pot of glue | 54 |
| The first time | 57 |
| You, of the Chino-French Chow-Chow’s lineage | 59 |
| Thousand times more | 63 |
| The separation | 66 |
| First agressions | 69 |
| The blues | 72 |
| The fist night | 75 |
| The first dropping | 77 |
| Uncircumventing pictures | 80 |
| The six commandments | 83 |
| Mrs No-No!; first name: Don't do this don't do that! | 86 |
| Naughty things | 89 |
| Chows-chows and chochottes (affected women) | 92 |
| Chinese headache | 96 |
| Jolly good ! | 102 |
| The nonos through the window | 105 |
| This glance ! | 114 |
| I will want to return this evening | 117 |
| Not happy | 120 |
| Promiscuity | 123 |
| The squatted kisses | 125 |
| Monegasque stroll | 127 |
| What did he eat? | 130 |
| Oozing eczema | 134 |
| First running away | 137 |
| Priority needs | 142 |
| But where is my hairy ball? | 150 |
| A chow-chow, it does not bark | 155 |
| A chow-chow remains quiet | 158 |
| You grow up too quickly | 161 |
| Roast russet chow, roast! | 164 |
| Sociological study | 171 |
| Brr ! | 175 |
| The frying pan | 177 |
| Stains and good citizenship | 181 |
| Croquettes and croqueurs * | 184 |
| Chow " socialisator " | 192 |
| My night with Po-Pa ï | 196 |
| I know... | 201 |
| Code Am32 | 203 |
| Cynotechnic | 209 |
| Ingredients for doubtful mixtures | 214 |
| Imposed lonelinesses | 222 |
| A chow always smiles | 225 |
| I wanted to do well | 228 |
| The dream | 231 |
| Bags of bone | 234 |
| Caresses | 240 |
| Certificate of birth | 242 |
| Wet legs | 246 |
| Meal in the freshness of the meadows | 252 |
| My paperwall’s pot of glue | 257 |
| I live at my dog’s place | 261 |
| I am three months old | 269 |
| Sounds filter | 274 |
| Like a watercolours | 278 |
| I will explain you happiness | 283 |
| Why him and not me? | 287 |
| A kiss, incidentally | 293 |
| Doped, our dogs? | 296 |
| Eventful photographic session | 301 |
| My training | 306 |
| Family scene | 309 |
| Home desertion | 313 |
| Ticks | 317 |
| Mendeleïev table of croquettes | 321 |
| Anti-wee strategy | 328 |
| Heats | 335 |
| Chinese Chouchouteries | 340 |
| He grew again this night | 345 |
| Ticks synoptic | 349 |
| Chow rabbit (Hot temperament) | 355 |
| Good cookies | 359 |
| It scrapes me | 363 |
| How beautiful You will be at Christmas! | 367 |
| Overflowings | 369 |
| Shoes in height | 373 |
| Scandalmonger | 375 |
| The concierge | 379 |
| Wanted: Chow-Chow! | 382 |
| To shit but where? | 388 |
| " Crottesques " harmful effects | 393 |
| Each one his speciality | 398 |
| My dog can read | 401 |
| Porsche and chow | 404 |